Bafartpas is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish crow.

Bafartpas created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Bafartpas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bafartpas, it will turn you into a rock.

Bafartpas' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bafartpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.