Limlabtip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous hippopotamus.

Limlabtip created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limlabtip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Limlabtip, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Limlabtip's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Limlabtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limlabtip.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.