Gidgubleg is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, all-powerful turtle.

Gidgubleg created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidgubleg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gidgubleg, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gidgubleg's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gidgubleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never wear yellow kilts.

3. Never paint your arms mauve.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Never feed wheat to nematodes while wearing indigo coats.