Cedcablik is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful salamander.

Cedcablik created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Cedcablik, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cedcablik, she will remove you from existence.

Cedcablik's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cedcablik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to birds while wearing white stockings.

3. Never wear indigo shoes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never laugh in the presence of whales.