Standissdun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong manatee.

Standissdun created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Standissdun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Standissdun, it will jump up and down on your head.

Standissdun's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Standissdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. You must pray to Standissdun seven times a day.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.