Yarstiktarp is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain fish.

Yarstiktarp created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yarstiktarp, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarstiktarp, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yarstiktarp's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yarstiktarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about gravity near badgers while wearing pink boots and balancing five iron spheres on your chest.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Yarstiktarp in the centre of the settlement.