Ratgarfutlog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable bear.

Ratgarfutlog created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratgarfutlog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ratgarfutlog, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ratgarfutlog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ratgarfutlog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ratgarfutlog.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Hide if seven swans approach from the west.

5. Ratgarfutlog loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.