Wadcaddum is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, strong mink.

Wadcaddum created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadcaddum, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wadcaddum, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wadcaddum's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Wadcaddum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Wadcaddum on top of all buildings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.