Fungambam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating dolphin.

Fungambam created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Fungambam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fungambam, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fungambam's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fungambam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Never think about optics near monkeys while wearing fawn shirts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your hands.

3. Fungambam loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Always wear mauve.