Jongunnut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, amazing octopus.

Jongunnut created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Jongunnut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jongunnut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jongunnut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jongunnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Jongunnut loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always look after injured swans.