Paspomkim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate troll.

Paspomkim created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Paspomkim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Paspomkim, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Paspomkim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Paspomkim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight goats approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Paspomkim.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.