Fatvonkgom Fodcedtik is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil toad.

Fatvonkgom Fodcedtik created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatvonkgom Fodcedtik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fatvonkgom Fodcedtik, she will turn you into a duck.

Fatvonkgom Fodcedtik's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fatvonkgom Fodcedtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always obey Fatvonkgom Fodcedtik's priests.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not stand on grass.