Dudsincid is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental fly.

Dudsincid created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudsincid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dudsincid, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dudsincid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dudsincid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dudsincid.

5. Never write about archaea.