Gedartnel is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish squirrel.

Gedartnel created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedartnel, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gedartnel, she will strike you with lightening.

Gedartnel's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Gedartnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Gedartnel loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.