Funjadhudfobveenfob is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented badger.

Funjadhudfobveenfob created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Funjadhudfobveenfob, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Funjadhudfobveenfob, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Funjadhudfobveenfob's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Funjadhudfobveenfob's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Funjadhudfobveenfob three times a day.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Funjadhudfobveenfob.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.