Mipdun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing capybara.

Mipdun created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mipdun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mipdun, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mipdun's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Mipdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mipdun.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.