Dagfarcepsabfas is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless rhinoceros.

Dagfarcepsabfas created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagfarcepsabfas, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dagfarcepsabfas, she will turn you into a mole.

Dagfarcepsabfas' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dagfarcepsabfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed garlic to badgers while wearing brown jumpers.