Davpopneg is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, competent alligator.

Davpopneg created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Davpopneg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Davpopneg, she will not care at all.

Davpopneg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Davpopneg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three iron sculptures of Davpopneg on top of important buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. You must love Davpopneg.

5. Never jump in the presence of mites.