Zenbugnar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome whale.

Zenbugnar created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbugnar, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zenbugnar, it will think nothing of it.

Zenbugnar's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zenbugnar's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zenbugnar.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.