Sanranomt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, wise monkey.

Sanranomt created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanranomt, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sanranomt, she will cry a lot.

Sanranomt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sanranomt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sanranomt.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat green fruit.