Wadcadhab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, amazing faun.

Wadcadhab created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadcadhab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wadcadhab, she will turn you into a plant.

Wadcadhab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wadcadhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near whales while wearing orange shirts and balancing five lead spheres on your chest.

2. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the west.

3. Put Wadcadhab first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Respect your elders.