Mantad Ponhinnil Ripwabkap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic crow.

Mantad Ponhinnil Ripwabkap created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mantad Ponhinnil Ripwabkap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mantad Ponhinnil Ripwabkap, he will turn you into a plant.

Mantad Ponhinnil Ripwabkap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mantad Ponhinnil Ripwabkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about dark matter.