Larplagfob Vidyattdit Gudkimbep is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating tapir.

Larplagfob Vidyattdit Gudkimbep created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Larplagfob Vidyattdit Gudkimbep, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Larplagfob Vidyattdit Gudkimbep, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Larplagfob Vidyattdit Gudkimbep's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Larplagfob Vidyattdit Gudkimbep's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed figs to birds while wearing hats.