Dadnadfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet eagle.

Dadnadfeb created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadnadfeb, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dadnadfeb, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dadnadfeb's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dadnadfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near porpoises while wearing black boots.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not keep six doves in a large pit.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Dadnadfeb in the centre of the settlement.