Pomriglen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful bear.

Pomriglen created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomriglen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pomriglen, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pomriglen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pomriglen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.