Libmadbess is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring ant.

Libmadbess created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libmadbess, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Libmadbess, she will curse you with boils.

Libmadbess' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Libmadbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gulls.

2. Never feed lots of limes to seals while wearing cyan shorts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.