Jenwipmum Komzimpom is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, blissful
finch.
Jenwipmum Komzimpom created carbon seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Jenwipmum Komzimpom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Jenwipmum Komzimpom, he will strike you with lightening.
Jenwipmum Komzimpom's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Jenwipmum Komzimpom's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the north.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never go into violet rooms.
5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.