Lophatapp Nadcutvad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty owl.

Lophatapp Nadcutvad created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lophatapp Nadcutvad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lophatapp Nadcutvad, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Lophatapp Nadcutvad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Lophatapp Nadcutvad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Lophatapp Nadcutvad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not take Lophatapp Nadcutvad's name in vain.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Lophatapp Nadcutvad in the centre of the settlement.