Rakdutruttved is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart otter.

Rakdutruttved created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakdutruttved, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rakdutruttved, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rakdutruttved's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rakdutruttved's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always obey Rakdutruttved's priests.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never look at asteroids.