Yemnakbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous deer.

Yemnakbarn created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yemnakbarn, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yemnakbarn, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yemnakbarn's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yemnakbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Do not make images of living things.