Flighapyed is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart lizard.

Flighapyed created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flighapyed, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flighapyed, she will send minions to preach to you.

Flighapyed's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Flighapyed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Flighapyed on top of important buildings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.