Pinmipgeb is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying
scorpion.
Pinmipgeb created the Milkyway four years ago.
If you believe in
Pinmipgeb, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Pinmipgeb, it will laugh at you.
Pinmipgeb's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Pinmipgeb's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Hide if six bats approach from the south.
5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.