Pinmipgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying scorpion.

Pinmipgeb created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Pinmipgeb, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pinmipgeb, it will laugh at you.

Pinmipgeb's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pinmipgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide if six bats approach from the south.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.