Gebstragvil is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish lizard.

Gebstragvil created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebstragvil, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gebstragvil, it will not care at all.

Gebstragvil's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gebstragvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never sprint in the presence of bats.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Gebstragvil loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.