Donsugdam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate fly.

Donsugdam created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donsugdam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Donsugdam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Donsugdam's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Donsugdam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Donsugdam five times a day.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.