Cinflyfit is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing
whale.
Cinflyfit created matter five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cinflyfit, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Cinflyfit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Cinflyfit's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Cinflyfit's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Do not wear gray clothing.