Cinflyfit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing whale.

Cinflyfit created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinflyfit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cinflyfit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cinflyfit's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cinflyfit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.