Bestpibcusshugkemfem is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud wombat.

Bestpibcusshugkemfem created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestpibcusshugkemfem, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bestpibcusshugkemfem, it will curse you with boils.

Bestpibcusshugkemfem's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bestpibcusshugkemfem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven lead sculptures of Bestpibcusshugkemfem on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Hide from gray snails for they are unholy.