Ablarnbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, happy octopus.

Ablarnbom created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ablarnbom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ablarnbom, it will not care.

Ablarnbom's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Ablarnbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never feed beans to pigs while wearing scarves.