Mabbomlam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong pigeon.

Mabbomlam created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbomlam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mabbomlam, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mabbomlam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mabbomlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near gulls while wearing purple stockings.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near badgers while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing nine gold spheres on your neck.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mabbomlam.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.