Lunbuglad Citnutcantofquillarfpad Wapstipfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, temperamental clam.

Lunbuglad Citnutcantofquillarfpad Wapstipfat created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbuglad Citnutcantofquillarfpad Wapstipfat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lunbuglad Citnutcantofquillarfpad Wapstipfat, he will not care.

Lunbuglad Citnutcantofquillarfpad Wapstipfat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Lunbuglad Citnutcantofquillarfpad Wapstipfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never sprint near monkeys.

3. Do not take Lunbuglad Citnutcantofquillarfpad Wapstipfat's name in vain.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lunbuglad Citnutcantofquillarfpad Wapstipfat.