Tagominben is a god.
It takes the form of a large, wise
centaur.
Tagominben created a down quark two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tagominben, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Tagominben, it will throw large rocks at you.
Tagominben's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Tagominben's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Do not wear iron on your body.
3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
4. Tagominben loves seals, so they must be honoured.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.