Karmipzim Sterquimgod is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, two-faced chicken.

Karmipzim Sterquimgod created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karmipzim Sterquimgod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Karmipzim Sterquimgod, she will ignore you.

Karmipzim Sterquimgod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Karmipzim Sterquimgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Karmipzim Sterquimgod's priests.

2. Erect five zinc sculptures of Karmipzim Sterquimgod on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near hamsters while wearing green coats.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Karmipzim Sterquimgod must be the most important thing in your life.