Cadbuspog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, strong gerbil.

Cadbuspog created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Cadbuspog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cadbuspog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cadbuspog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cadbuspog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near doves while wearing violet rings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your back.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Erect three nickel sculptures of Cadbuspog on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.