Arfkoncuss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful dragonfly.

Arfkoncuss created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfkoncuss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arfkoncuss, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Arfkoncuss' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Arfkoncuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.