Weeappvag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, clever human.

Weeappvag created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeappvag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Weeappvag, it will turn you into a mouse.

Weeappvag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Weeappvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Weeappvag.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.