Cityar is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, self-confident warg.

Cityar created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cityar, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cityar, he will jump up and down on your head.

Cityar's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cityar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never think about dark energy near rats while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing five copper spheres on your hands.