Cityar is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, self-confident
warg.
Cityar created light nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Cityar, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Cityar, he will jump up and down on your head.
Cityar's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Cityar's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat rice.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Always wear violet.
5. Never think about dark energy near rats while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing five copper spheres on your hands.