Pas is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omnipotent ant.

Pas created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pas, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pas, she will send you a sign.

Pas' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pas' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not take Pas' name in vain.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Put Pas first in all things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.