Mabfodlist is a god.
He takes the form of a large, intelligent
monkey.
Mabfodlist created the Sol system four million years ago.
If you believe in
Mabfodlist, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Mabfodlist, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Mabfodlist's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Mabfodlist's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.