Gubpitpin is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, strong
weasel.
Gubpitpin created water five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gubpitpin, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Gubpitpin, she will turn you into a rat.
Gubpitpin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Gubpitpin's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Always help bats in need.
3. Always treat dogs with great respect.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Hide if six snakes approach from the north.