Gut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak goose.

Gut created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gut, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gut's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat bark.