Hudnuljap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hudnuljap created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudnuljap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hudnuljap, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Hudnuljap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hudnuljap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shave your hands.