Hudnuljap is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Hudnuljap created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hudnuljap, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Hudnuljap, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Hudnuljap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Hudnuljap's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry dolphins.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Do not shave your hands.